Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 18, 2022

Who knows what evil lurks in Janis’s heart?

Being woke in the middle of the night jump starts not the heart so much as the bladder.

Works both ways.

Gee, thanks [he said sarcastically]. Now I’m going to have the radio theme for “The Shadow” as an earworm all day.

If anyone cares, it’s an extract of Saint-Saen’s “La Rouet d’Omphale” (Omphale’s Spinning Wheel).

It seems JJ lately has been revisiting and updating some of his old favorites.

https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2016/03/09

Because there is no Shadow Land in the house!

Yours truly,

When it comes to urination jokes, Arlo has no peer.

Is this wee-wee joke day? Bear with me also has one: https://www.gocomics.com/bear-with-me/2022/05/18

Arlo is acting like a Funky Winkerbean character, minus all the loathsomeness.

Argo, aka Lamont Cranston

Holy Asswipe, Batman! It’s the Piddler!

so you can be Margo?

“Holey bladder, Batman, urine trouble now!”

My friends and I have a motto: Rule #1. If one person has to go potty, everyone will go on the same stop. (Once it’s in your mind, you will have to go.)

As I get older the nightly trips to the “batroom” get more frequent. I just didn’t realize yelling, “To the batroom, Robin,” could induce a sympathetic response (like yawning does) in my partner.

or better yet… a ninja

What does he know?…..

lol

We have a Batroom in our house. No Robin – it’s a half bat.

Who knows what evil lurks in the bowels of men? ANYONE DOWNWIND OF THE BATHROOM!!

Hey Arlo! That’s MY line!!!

1967 called, they want their sophomoric humor back.

The power of the batroom and suggestion

Jimmy Johnson, thanks for the chuckle.