Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 24, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Well..

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Well driving her to the hospital will be cheaper than calling a ambulance.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is this trip really necessary? — A common slogan during WWII when the government tried to cut down on train travel by the general public. You’ll sometimes hear it as a punchline in Warner Bros. cartoons of the era.

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    PoochFan  over 2 years ago

    Actually, many women do still have babies at home. You just don’t hear about it in the news. But this couple clearly hasn’t planned for that.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Let’s hope the baby has her IQ and not his.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    “This isn’t a good time.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Unless you want to play mid-husbandry, get the keys….

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    It is worth it because they have drugs, a bed that comes apart, and clean up after it’s over.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Do you still have your catcher’s mitt?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hey, you started this remember, Buster!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Add air to the rickshaw tires and you’re good to go.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I hope she’s saving for a divorce.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Talked to a woman who had her first child at home with husband as helper. Did not go well for them, baby died and was buried in the back yard. Decided to make appointment for medical help with second pregnancy.

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    sobrown51  over 2 years ago

    It’s necessary to preserve your marriage.

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    The star and director of Self-deliverance.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Well let’s wait until your water breaks so you don’t mess up the car.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wait ’til you get a load of the price of formula. …and diapers…

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Since this is hardly the time to get into an argument, she needs to use a little psychology. Her best answer is simply, “Yeah, unless you want to deliver this baby all by yourself.”

    He’ll be in the driver’s seat in moments.

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    mrluke00  over 2 years ago

    I find it hard to find anything funny about the gas prices

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    PaintTheDust  over 2 years ago

    “In spite of the high cost of living, it is still popular…”

    (And you don’t want to know what kind of mileage an ambulance gets. Oh, and that’s in billable miles, of course.)

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    “Is this trip really necessary?”.. The catch phrase to conserve during WWII.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Two for the price of one. First maternity ward, then the emergency room.

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