Close to Home by John McPherson for May 27, 2022

That would only work if they are playing in cooler weather.

The espresso is free and they play for 3 hours. The beers were $12 each and they drank 4-6 over 5 hours. Do you like getting paid?

Golfers are pretty jittery though!

I am not seeing Bleeb. Maybe he is inside the booth . . . looking up?

Move it, move it, move it….

“Man, that was a good espresso! Let’s tee-off guys, aaaaaaaand we’re in the clubhouse!”

But the average score went up by five strokes.

Wouldn’t work on me. I’m a tea drinker.

A lot of golf comic gags in today’s selection.

I’m pretty sure they are course Marshalls, and not Rangers, but with the myriad of subjects John gets to poke fun at, details do not matter.

This will definitely help with my golf drive

Here is a thought Rodney Dangerfield after an espresso.

And they fling their clubs further.

Overheard to everyone not drinking espresso, “Mind if we play through?”

The first and only time I drank espresso, I was awake for two days straight. Never again.

And some good uppers would get it down to an hour!

19th hole, anyone?

Is Bleeb behind the left shoe of the guy with the blue pants?

Espresso is the name, but someone should come up with a drink called Expresso just so there can be such a thing.

Shure is a big cup for Espresso. Maybe 5 or 6 regular espresso cups.