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If I include my brother for security services, my high school friend for publicity and all the people I duped to assuage their privilege guilt, I think we can cop a plea.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
There are lies, DAMNED lies and accounting! ??
mddshubby2005 almost 3 years ago
Enron and Arthur Andersen – the early years.
C almost 3 years ago
There are lies, outright lies and statistics
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
As my Daddy used to say, figures never lie but liars always figure.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“I’ve got some numbers that don’t seem to add up. How’s that?”
Ricky Bennett almost 3 years ago
You can start with the square root of -1…
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
If I include my brother for security services, my high school friend for publicity and all the people I duped to assuage their privilege guilt, I think we can cop a plea.
blackman2732 almost 3 years ago
He’s either a pollster or works for a drug company.
dflak almost 3 years ago
Time to trot out the old joke:
How much is 2 + 2?
Accountant: 4
Engineer: 3.999 oh heck, let’s call it 4.
Lawyer: How much do you want it to be.
GOP: We’re still recounting.
Floridian: We don’t know, that’s Critical Race Theory mathematics.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Donald Trump’s business plan.
Ken8338 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you torture data enough, it will confess to just about anything. Fred Menger
Impact55 almost 3 years ago
I sell things at $1 each or 3 for $5.
Subversive almost 3 years ago
How about some poll numbers? Or Elon Musk’s actual IQ?
Dr.Doug almost 3 years ago
Lawyers or Politicians?