Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for June 01, 2022

Be sure to get Seagull out of that doorway when you walk on. He’s in a trample position.

Wallace: “Am I supposed to? You’re the one with the calendar. You tell me, Rose.”

Does anybody know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

If so I can’t imagine why,

We’ve all got time enough to cry.

He may not know the day but he has the month down. .. mostly

Feels like Tuesday.

So close to summer vacation, he should be keeping track!

Same planet, different worlds.

Well, being retired, I often don’t know what day it is.

Hey, hall monitor. You have a seagull sleeping in a doorway.

That was my oldest daughter at that age, right down to hour allocations for papers: research, outline, draft, second draft and final.

That there’s my goal for retirement.

Well they did not put it on the floor of the elevator so how am I supposed to remember.

Wallace’s question is relevant amidst this pandemic…if you are stuck at home working from home. :)

Wallace is a free range kid.

“Yeah, of course I know what day it is! It’s a schoolday.”

I am so Wallace I went to work yesterday and realized I didn’t know what date it was to put on the forms.

Kids only know two days.. a school day or a holiday. Then once you retire you are up to one day.. at a time.

Rose, they all tend to blur together after a certain point.

And he doesn’t even care. How lucky can you get…..

It’s a trick question.

It’s a holiday week, so who knows?

seagull looks a bit board with the conversation. zzzz

I’m surprised Rose doesn’t have a pocket computer version…

Pop quiz Friday Eve day.

Rose reminds me of Jodie in “Daria”.