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My wife starts her diatribe with: “For the tenth time, I told you to…………”. And I respond with: What a weird way to start a conversation “
C almost 3 years ago
That’s about par
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Looks like he’s got a black eye. Did your wife give that to ya?
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Works both ways.
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
Probably “head down, shoulders square, feet planted and follow through”.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Never mind, she will repeat it all to you when you go home.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Some men have selective hearing…
dflak almost 3 years ago
My wife sometimes accuses me, “You never listen to ANYTHING I say.”
I counter with, “Oh, I listen dear, but you talk so much I can’t listen to EVERTHING you say.”
And then the fight is on.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Got to show this one to my wife, she will appreciate the irony.
Bex Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mom was the one who wouldn’t listen. When called on it, her usual response was “everybody tells me that, what is wrong with you all?”
WCraft almost 3 years ago
It’s a start…
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
My wife starts her diatribe with: “For the tenth time, I told you to…………”. And I respond with: What a weird way to start a conversation “
sandflea almost 3 years ago
Why is the hole in a sand trap?
DenO Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My wife accuses me of having selective hearing. I told her, “That is not true.” “I hear you now, and I don’t want to.”