In case the fire lashes out
I think they’ll just act as wicks.
His real eyelashes will probably burn right along with the false ones.
He the kid light the grill…. problem solved
He won’t have to trim his nose hairs for a while.
Only three cans of lighter fluid? You got to use more than that.
Oh… I thought it was so that when the neighbors said that there was a good lookin’ piece of meat, he could imagine they were talking about him.
Pay no attention to the man behind the grill. Never learns…
Inspired by a little known Kim Carnes song ’You’ve Got Betty’s Asbestos Eyes’
It’s a singe.
What started this false eye lash craze? The nurse had some when I went to the doctors. They don’t look real.
He should ditch the lighter fluid and use a chimney to heat the coals
Maybe Dad is signaling something else
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/rrhmma/maybe_maybe_maybe/
DEE-fence!
Might I recommend a welder’s mask?
Ted cruz wannabe
Inspired by Crankshaft?
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C over 2 years ago
In case the fire lashes out
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think they’ll just act as wicks.
Doug K over 2 years ago
His real eyelashes will probably burn right along with the false ones.
LongWong over 2 years ago
He the kid light the grill…. problem solved
e.groves over 2 years ago
He won’t have to trim his nose hairs for a while.
Mother Superior over 2 years ago
Only three cans of lighter fluid? You got to use more than that.
Mentor397 over 2 years ago
Oh… I thought it was so that when the neighbors said that there was a good lookin’ piece of meat, he could imagine they were talking about him.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Pay no attention to the man behind the grill. Never learns…
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Inspired by a little known Kim Carnes song ’You’ve Got Betty’s Asbestos Eyes’
Ubintold over 2 years ago
It’s a singe.
flemmingo over 2 years ago
What started this false eye lash craze? The nurse had some when I went to the doctors. They don’t look real.
Totalloser Premium Member over 2 years ago
He should ditch the lighter fluid and use a chimney to heat the coals
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe Dad is signaling something else
TheTrueNorth over 2 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/rrhmma/maybe_maybe_maybe/
jango over 2 years ago
DEE-fence!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Might I recommend a welder’s mask?
bucker39 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ted cruz wannabe
comics guy 47 over 2 years ago
Inspired by Crankshaft?