Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 09, 2022

So what exactly is 911½ for; a burning building falling on your car right after you’ve washed it?

I can’t call 911 because my phone doesn’t have an 11 key.

Instead of using fractions, you may go all digital: Try tapping (instead of dialing): “Nine one one point five = 911.5”

Half side of the horse, eh.

When the horse is on the phone

You know that now it’s time to moan

and Horace will next offer the caller an exrended warranty for their car…!

You mean there’s not a “1/2” key?

To speak to a representative, enter the last digit of the decimal expansion of pi.

“There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

The Good for Nothing Side of the Horse

I got the economy digital plan but now I can only dial 1 and 0

Watch out for scammers who get numbers close to 911 so they can con people who misdial.