Herman by Jim Unger for June 07, 2022

What a smooth talker. Tomorrow window sign “Big sale — going out of business”

No way she would fit into a one piece.

This is going swimmingly

And, after a very short career in ladies’ fashions, he . . .

More like a thong in her case.

Ain’t that the truth.

She doesn’t care…..she wants to go to the beach and that’s that!

Let’s see – sizeism, sexism. Any others?

Not to worry. The elastic will probably give out with wear.

For me even the biggest would be like a string thong.

Why on God’s green Earth would she want a bikini???

It’ll fit her. On her head…

There was a Hot Spring spa where I lived in Florida that was quite popular with our large contingent of Ukrainian and Russian emigrés. On any given day there would be loads of them taking the waters – huge women in their under-sized bikinis and fat men in their speedos. Not a pretty sight!

Should she go by land and visit the tentmaker, or voyage by sea and hire the sailmaker?

Just so it isn’t a monokini.

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Norbit.

And you’ll look stunning in it too, my dear.

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Do you really want to go to the beach with all those save whalers out there.

Yeah, a plus size.