Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 13, 2022

Demi’s body’s “perfection” has more to do with Hollywood doctors than whatever happened in Roswell.

John Denver also was born in Roswell.

Her body is a little too perfect? Ashton Kutcher didn’t think so.

The saucer crashed in ’47, Demi was born in ’62. Why did it take them 15 years?

It was pretty nice before she got that insane boob job.

The “Roswell Incident” actually happened about 75 miles from Roswell. But the early wire service reports were filed from the town, with the dateline “Roswell, N.M.”

She was perfect in Blame it on Rio.

So—Demi Moore is descended from aliens??

Maybe if someone shoots her, she’ll disintegrate, a la the TV series THE INVADERS.

I’m sorry but I do not believe any space ship or what ever they try to say what is was is for real . In the first place what would some ( thing ) , or what ever the UFO’s << ( the people that believe that stuff ) want to come here anyway ? It is a long way to come : )

So, what do they do in Roswell? I mean is it a cattle town, or a farming community. I mean most every town has to have some reason for being there. Some tax base to support it. Could Roswell be living on alien publicity and conspiracy fame?

Demi not so much. Lady Gaga, Dennis Rodman, numerous other celebs come to mind.

No, Boop, just you.

Send Hunk-Ra to take care of Demi, Miss Boopstein. That’ll show her

I recommend the “Futurama” episode “Roswell That Ends Well.”

Roswell Airpark is also where Elvis’ private jet has been stored for about 35 years or so. You can see it on Google Earth. 33°18’07"N 104°32’08"W. It’s the faded, rust-colored jet. But I believe it was auctioned recently.

That might explain her association with that St. Elmo’s Fire phenomenon. :)

Duke/John Denver feud—-if anybody’s a space alien,it’s Duke.

NOTICE TO KIM:

Bringing last week’s arc up to date,recently deceased isCharles Kernaghan;anti-sweatshop crusader famous as“The Man Who Made Kathie Lee Gifford cry”.

I remember Demi on General Hospital. Good grief, I got old! (but she didn’t)

Boopsie’s right. Demi Moore must be a killer tomato in disguise.

I think all celebrities were secretly born in Roswell, then immediately moved to other places. It’s the only explanation I have.

Also a CW TV series that airs tonight.

Boopsie? No. I don’t.

I like Boopsie, but I do have to wonder sometimes about how things work inside her skull.

Don’t answer that……………….it’s a trap!