The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 09, 2022

The witching hour

That’s a ‘fore’- cast for ya.

With 10%, you’ll be able to complete at least – one-third of your game!!! Besides, it never “rains” on the 19th hole!!!

/SHMIRK/

There’s still a1% chance you will play.

I wouldn’t worry about it. There’s a 90% chance that forecast is wrong.

You KNOW Mother Gargle was lying! She just said that to get under Brutus’ skin like she always does.

and a chance of severe lightning. So don’t forget your 1 iron.

I’ve heard that there is no bad weather, only improper clothing

19th hole will be open.

ninety percent chance of it raining in the house, great! :D

Even if there was only a 10% chance of rain, the chances of it raining on Brutus’s golf game are 100%.

She really enjoyed saying that!

80° and rain. No thank you. I’m staying inside, probably with the air conditioner running…..

Plan on cutting the grass and other yard work instead – you can bet perfect weather. It never rains when you want it too.

It won’t rain a drop…

Brutus might want to check the times that the rain is expected. It could be overnight.

Probably didn’t even have to check the weather, if plans to play golf he can expect it to rain, after all he’s the born loser.

Must be Michigan.

Mean ole’ hag.

I would kill for temps in the 80’s. Here, it’s going to be in the high 90’s and low 100’s, and that’s probably going to stay that way for at least three or four months. Wish I could hibernate for those months.

That’s “just” as in Bob Uecker’s line in Major League, “JUUUUUUST a bit outside.”

Now that’s just mean!

You expected her to answer in a positive way?

Well shut your mouth…