Herman by Jim Unger for June 13, 2022

Watching paint dry is more exciting

“Scenes from the 9th Green”

age or stroke count?

70 on… this particular hole?

Is there a time limit in golf?

70…? What? Years old?

And that’s just the front nine.

He hasn’t actually done it yet. Don’t count your chickens…..

Itsy bitsy spider watch out…FORE

His version of a GPS

Rigor mortis has set in.

“….unless he misses.”

A coworker was crowing about hitting under 70. He was not happy when I asked how he did on the second 9.

I assume on the first 9 holes.

You mean 70 minutes for that putt?

Hmmm, how many of you have played behind Herman?

I suspect that sooner or later everyone does.

Maybe…..

How does he see anything lower than his nose?

Nobody ever scores par on the 19th Hole.