Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 09, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 2 years ago

    Faulty “growth” spurts.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Knock on wood

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    Sap.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A funny joke I’ve never seen before. I love it when that happens.

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    SHIVA  over 2 years ago

    And it looks like he made it through a forest fire too!!

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    vacman  over 2 years ago

    Pinoccio got fat.

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    joegeethree  over 2 years ago

    Looking at this shnoz, it appears he lied about a lot of things.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Woodn’t you know it?

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    Nuliajuk  over 2 years ago

    Pinocchio is murdered by pine beetles and this is the autopsy?

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    PoochFan  over 2 years ago

    And he spent his whole life wanting to be a real man, too.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    In the end, he went full circle and just gave up all the grain in him…I heard he was a polished guy though.

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    bobbyferrel  over 2 years ago

    I’ve always asserted that the only way to tell a woman’s age is to cut her in half and count the rings.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t you?

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    Zelgoddess  over 2 years ago

    Don’t look now, docs, but he’s giving you both the finger. ;)

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    sandflea  over 2 years ago

    Pin Oak eo

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    Mike Baldwin creator over 2 years ago

    FYI, I made this one into a birthday card- LINKS:

    https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/getting-older-birthday-cards/have-a-magical-birthday-make-1680468

    And:

    https://www.cardgnome.com/greeting-cards/birthday/birthday-make-a-few-years-disappear

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    …must have been the “ring” worm.

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