Clay Jones for June 07, 2022

(snort) Clay forgot to use the “sarcasm” marker.

And now we MUST make sure that the “gay critical race theory’ teacher is heavily armed!

Just a short time ago TrumpubliKKKans were accusing teachers of being “groomers” teaching CRT propaganda and sexualized content to children.

Now they want to arm them with handguns to face terrorists with battlefield mass-casualty weapons and unlimited high-capacity ammunition that even the police, with helmets, bulletproof vests and militarized SWAT arsenals are too afraid to confront.

THIS IS AN ATTACK ON PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

They want to create an environment SO HOSTILE no highly-educated professional will ever want to go into teaching.

They want to make public schools so unsafe that public teachers — professionals who are already severely underpaid with advanced degrees — so threatened that the leave a profession they love and they also want parents so fearful for their children that they are forced out of public schools and into home schooling.

Republican states won’t even adequately fund schools for textbooks, paper, pencils and adequate teach salaries, but now they’re talking about arming all the teachers and turning schools into armed fortresses.

Republicans have long waged war against public schools, because an educated populace is the biggest threat to Republican ability to dupe gullible suckers.

The insanity is strong with squiggles. The lobotomy didn’t remove enough of its brain to cause it to be quiet.

Funny!

In Squiggle’s case drugs have certainly won the war on drugs. I haven’t heard such a BS rant and drivel since people used to shovel grams of coke up their noses in the disco era. And every one of them was an insufferable babbling, raving ass that no one could stand to be around, and they’d usually nosedive into complete and total wrecks, if they didn’t outright die. Sounds exactly like Squiggles, doesn’t it? Hope it crashes and burns far sooner rather than later and puts itself out of our misery quickly.

Spoiler alert, squiggles is now an Esq and a thespian.

It’s easier to manipulate ignorants and feed them lies than to get an education and common sense and know the difference between TRUTH and lies!

As soon as the Republicans regain control of the House and Senate, an investigation of Hunter Biden will be started. Rest assured. He will be brought to justice.

And he bought it in BENGHAZI!

Why doesn’t the U.S. program the Jewish Space Lasers to provide protection to schools … /s

And old saying says that a poor excuse is better than none. But some of the GOP explanations aren’t merely poor, they’re completely bankrupt.

Clowns who kill and their funny reasons.

What is on the screen of Hunter Biden’s laptop?

Thanks Clay, for stirring up a (murder) hornets nest. Just the sight of Hunter’s laptop sends the GQP goons into a tizzy. My index finger got sore just scrolling past the pointless, idiotic, looney troll comments. It should be in better condition by now but alas it isn’t. I wish I could make out the folder names on the screen. I’m sure there really good ones.

Why the hell anybody would reply to the lunatic troll Squiggles, no idea. He makes Scientologists look (almost) sane. Add in the fact that he is a congenital liar, and is massively ignorant about a wide range of topics (which include, but are not limited to, science, math, politics, history, and current events), and we conclude that the only rational response to him is to ignore him. If you must correct his lies, imbecilities, and insanities, do it on a separate thread, and don’t reply directly to him.

I’d laugh if this weren’t so spot-on.

New email shows how the Trump campaign instructed fake electors in Georgia to secretly infiltrate the state’s Capitol to cast electoral college votes

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/new-email-shows-how-the-trump-campaign-instructed-fake-electors-in-georgia-to-secretly-infiltrate-the-state-s-capitol-to-cast-electoral-college-votes/ar-AAYac7u?bk=1&bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f38c0d03fe1d406d8e25209247be31f0

It’s not only the children who are dying, I’ve seen parent’s die from the grief of a sick child’s death but this violent death is worse…much worse. If you are mocking this…seek help now.

Trump likely hoped to create enough chaos on Jan 6th that he could invoke martial law: former DHS official

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-martial-law-2657470528/

Trump’s supporters tried to breach Michigan voting systems 11 times in an attempt to prove his baseless stolen election claims

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-supporters-tried-to-breach-michigan-voting-systems-11-times-in-an-attempt-to-prove-his-baseless-stolen-election-claims-report/ar-AAYae7r?bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=b2065bd0466e454ea4e87054e1c06c26

If you have noticed, Squiggles is claiming to be a lawyer now. The only thing Suiggles ever called itself which was accurate was “Fool”

Planned parenthood isn’t killing children, you’re thinking of the NRA.

Fox News is Betraying Its Own Viewers — and Selling Out the Country — With Disgraceful Decision Not to Air Jan. 6 Hearing

these hearings will be incredibly embarrassing for Fox News, given network hosts privately urged then-President Donald Trump to stop the attack, while absolving him of responsibility for it on air.

But in terms of journalistic standards, or even from a desire to keep an audience well-informed, the decision is nothing short of disgraceful — and damaging to the nation.

The decision is as clear as evidence to date that Fox News has far less interest in a well-informed audience and instead prioritizes profits over principles (though long time critics will guffaw at the notion that there have been any journalistic principles in play in Fox News prime time for at least five years.)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/fox-news-is-betraying-its-own-viewers-and-selling-out-the-country-with-disgraceful-decision-not-to-air-jan-6-hearing/ar-AAYbsE6?bk=1&bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=6d588e26a64b4a7b84a25d5480791265

Fox, the station for ignorant anti democracy trolls.

Kyle Rittenhouse discusses potential legal action against media, tech companies: ‘Make the media pay’

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/kyle-rittenhouse-discusses-potential-legal-action-against-media-tech-companies-make-the-media-pay/ar-AAYa9Xz?bk=1&bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=6d588e26a64b4a7b84a25d5480791265

With help from insurrectionist murderously stupid Fox Kyle is making a career out of killing protesters.

The yellow stickers on the laptop are inscrutable, and I scruted them real good.

Clay, if you are going to expend so much effort sparring with “Squiggles,” why don’t you draw a separate comic strip about him vs. you? With a continuing “seltzer-down-the-pants” give and take. Or at least embed a small space for it, such as Chester Gould did for an occasional “Sawdust.”

Also consider a printable area for a “Gun Crime Stoppers Notebook,” as appeared each Sunday in “Dick Tracy”: It would be a valuable public service on your part! The image ofTed Cruz could serve as an avatar. (—

Nicolle Wallace: Fox News provided ‘smoking gun evidence’ that the right is afraid of the Jan. 6 hearings

https://www.rawstory.com/fox-news-jan-6-2657471792/

Kyle Rittenhouse posts video of himself firing off a slew of bullets from an automatic firearm, declaring: ‘Joe Biden, you’re not coming for our guns’

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/kyle-rittenhouse-posts-video-of-himself-firing-off-a-slew-of-bullets-from-an-automatic-firearm-declaring-joe-biden-you-re-not-coming-for-our-guns/ar-AAYaeZo?bk=1&bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=e06bb1c7d8924c4ea67a71c961f4f112

This deadly stupid murderous creep wants to be the poster boy for GOP/NRA.

Fox News Not Airing Jan. 6 Hearing Is ‘Suppression of Truth’: Ex-FBI Head

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/fox-news-not-airing-jan-6-hearing-is-suppression-of-truth-ex-fbi-head/ar-AAYbs22?bk=1&bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=68e5b24b1acc46628b3ccb48bbee6ced