Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 15, 2022

OK…

Being ‘Normal’ is Overrated. Being ‘Weird’ is a Compliment!

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How dare you imply that I’m normal!

You don’t know that, Aunty.

Nope.

Aunty has “skewed the curve” for grading Normal.

and that would make the 2 of us

This is why all my friends are weird; by comparison, I look normal.

is being normal a perk…?

I would never be friends with someone who would associate with people like me.

Ah, normal. . .what the HELL is normal?!?

Women always have that one slutty friend in their pack of friends. If you are not sure which one in your group of friends is the slutty one…………………………………………then it’s you.

Considering what “The New Normal” is, you’re gonna hafta really step up your game, Aunty! ☺

Well, maybe abnormal.

I don’t like normal people they’re normally moaning normally gossiping and normally selfish. I couldn’t be normal if I tried.

Sad to say, my closest friends completely agree with Aunty — LOLOL

She don’t know me very well, do she?

Are you sure about that?

For certain approximations of “Normal”.