Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 03, 2022

that should be added to Google Translate, ’coz honestly, many people use it nowadays (and some times to do things instead of talking)

Dear Aunti Acid, are you sure it is not the other way around?

Didn’t you already do this one, Aunty?

It’s all too common.

Some say: The Biblical King Nimrod, who built the Tower of Babel had a younger brother. His name was Dimrod. He also built a tower — the Tower of Rabel.

Both towers brought down the wrath of God. Whereas Nimrod’s hubris caused a multitude of languages to form, causing mass confusion, Dimrod’s tower caused only one language to spread — “Dumb*ss.”

But that one has, though the ages, been the most irritating and destructive of all.

Is THAT the problem?!? I KNEW it wasn’t me. . .another one for the refrigerator!

But is your Dumba** English making sense Aunty?

I’m listening in Auntish. You rule! : )

I see what the real problem is Aunty, your speaking in “Merican” and anyone listening to you is a Dumb@ss.

In today’s culture, Auntie, it’s almost essential to be multilingual, and those two languages are the lingua franca of the times.

How else are we going to understand you.

When people speak in different languages, they are not going to understand each other. So those conversations she is referring to are a waste of time since neither is going to agree with the other one.

I have my new come back for stupid. Thanks Aunty.

Well, that would explain the #ObnoxiousMTG.