Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2022

That’s one large pest

The termites will eventually get board…

Thanks for keeping me posted.

Wood you be mine?

Get one of those white vinyl fences?

Twisting the saying like this makes it make even more sense “literally”:

If you want to de-fence a yard, you need to take off fence parts.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

Go with plastic….

Groan.

Or, as a friend of mine once said (about Chess, but that’s probably not relevant): “The best way to defend is to offend.”

This is indefensible.

Is he a Charlotte Hornets fan?

the owner wants him to leave de fence alone…