Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 02, 2022

All you can eat haberdashery

“Coat Factory” has gone to the Big Sign Junkyard in the Sky, along with “Roebuck”, “Pierce, Fenner and Smith/Bean”, and Duncan’s “Donuts”.

I’ll take a Biles, a Brady, and a Gretzsky, please.

We’re more than great goat coats.

this one got my goat…

Lol

I always thought Burlington Coat Factory was centered in Burlington, NJ.

such a baad joke

And all the sales people are “gruff”.

May I take your hat and goat?

Coats for goats.

The Burlington Coat Factory got it’s start from the original coat factory in Burlington NJ, not Burlington VT.

Ironically, Vermont doesn’t have a Burlington Coat Factory, let alone a Burlington Goat Factory.

Hey, it’s Billy!

Why is this in New England? It’s Burlington New Jersey!

So why aren’t the goats on hangers?

Baaaaaaad