Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 28, 2022

and it has sharp edges to

You’re only as old as your last birthday.

I’ll bet it’s as cracked as she is

Is that like the front-facing camera phone?

Mirror above the bathroom sink / I should not have had that final drink.

Mirror on the bedroom door / Where’s my bra gone on the floor?

Mirrored in toaster side’s my face / Is it of the human race?

Mirror before my make-up chair / Am I gorgeous, or just fair?

Mirror in the hallway entrance / Would that I all the world en-trance.

I’m wishing the mirror could take off weight.

My cats are smart. They see something in the mirror, and they look behind them.

Jefferson Airplane 1971: ♪♫ “You’re only pretty as you feel.” ♫♪. Unless you are a dog – Bark!

“If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.” – Ninon de L’Enclos

It isn’t fair, but on women, wrinkles are a sign of age. On a man, they are a sign of distinction.

Suggestion: Just keep the light off over the mirror in the bathroom. Works wonders for wrinkles!

Is there an app for how you looked many years ago?

I live in a house of mirrors, but I’m getting pretty good at avoiding them.

Me too. I don’t always like what it reflects.

i earned the wrinkles – the mirror d*mn well better show them…