Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 04, 2023

White?

dark blue

Purple!

- ʀɪɴɢ – ʀɪɴɢ -

it’s the ’80s calling – they want their LAME joke back

Smurlicious?

These are the important questions; the kind of incisive, probing journalism that the public NEEDS in order to be an informed citizenry.

An ashy blue?

I turned purple when my oxygen level got below 70%.

Come on you lot, who’s got a smurf so we can find out?

Purple. Then green. Then black, if you wait long enough.

Bluer.

Mine turned vivid white.

Smurf to turf, so, brown… ☺

A whiter shade of pale.

@ChessPirate

If it’s brown, flush it down. Then the evidence will be disposed of.

Blue—-er?

Smurf that’s blue, everybody knows one. Smurf that’s blue, smurfville grows them. Apologies to Neil Diamond.

What about if you choke a chicken?

I’m not sure. Maybe he gets bluer?

Now that’s gonna bug me all day. NOT!!!!

purple

Is that what they’re calling it nowdays?

We look forward to your epic trek into the great fantasy cartoon universe of cyberspace, Aunty. When you reach the Smurf Village, try the experiment and report back to us.

Choke the smurf sounds like a euphemism for something…

Is choking the smurf the same thing as spanking the monkey ?

Purple. Very Purple.

Is that what they call it these days? What happened to the chicken?