Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 21, 2022

Doug’s just back from Gazpacho Shack.

Seems that Doug is essentially the result of God-Man’s boredom with a paint brush several eons ago. Of course, Creationist-Man is always gonna bitch that he could’ve drawn Doug as recently as 4114 BC.

Only 3.599998 million to go.

Is Drawn Doug anything like Drawn Butter?

YAY! Hooray! Me going to try to draw Doug now.

Doug is just back from a date with Percival Dunwoody in 1909.

On a properly-constituted planet within a star’s Goldilocks Zone, it is nearly inevitable that drawings of Doug will arise.

That isn’t how it works. That isn’t how any of this works

Genetic algorithm.