JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 24, 2022

“Trump”

(yeah, yeah, I know, no politics, didn’t say which one….)

“You”

“my dog”

There is a related knitting jinx….never knit a sweater for a guy until after you are married.

Marcus is so cheap I’m sure he’d do it himself.

A little bit of a jump from the “Will they elope?” arc…

I’ll never tattoo myself. It’s way too painful.

“I love” is nice as is!

Football!

Our bodies are not supposed to be post-it notes. Our real self is the true canvas, not artificial decorations.

Or just don’t get a tattoo shrugs

Marcus treats his skin like scratch paper. Doodles all over it.

Mom and kids names are about the only ones anyone should use.

Some tattoo artists say they won’t tattoo a lover’s or spouse’s name on someone, because such a high percentage of people regret those tattoos.

Marcus, go the the classic “Mom♡”. It’s always nice to see.

Pizza

I am thankful my family no tattoos. For us we decided no political signs. Yes we do vote. My hubby no tattoo and I prefer that.

Marcus’s tats look pretty unorganized. Have see a lot of people that really don’t think it thru and the tats are just a hodge-podge of ink. Then I have also seen some people with beautiful tats that work together.

I’m surprised. I though Marcus was frugal and smart enough to not get pattered ink injections. Can’t wait for him to tell his grandkids what the blotches of ink are supposed to be.

There’s always the “Love Mom” tattoo, right? How many of those get removed?

Bacon.

How about “I love my 12 brothers and one lil sister.” (a callback to that one strip is where the big boys fight over the phone to call their “lil sister” – my fave.) Then again, Clarence would cheese off at him for wasting money on tattoos, lol.

Wait until you have been married 42 years to make sure. Then realize you on’t need a tattoo, you have your life to prove it.

My description, for distinguishing features, would say, “No tattoos or body piercings”, which would distinguish me from much of the population.

She’s not wrong.. I do wish the colorists could get on the same page though. Nicole’s hair ends up either being a relaly dark brown or the more fitting reddish brown. Ther’es no inbetween.

There’s always the classic: “MOM”

“…when somebody else pays.”