A man is trying to help his son get his kite into the air but it keeps spinning out of control and crashing to the ground. His wife, who was watching this, calls to him saying, “You need more tail.”
He calls back to her, “Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!”
Doug K about 2 years ago
Poor Ted. If only he had a friend and would follow his own “advice”.
oldpine52 about 2 years ago
Just don’t try to follow his suggestion abut the rolling doughnut.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Then there was the one about where the sun don’t shine and they went spelunking.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago
Reminds me of a joke I once heard long ago.
A man is trying to help his son get his kite into the air but it keeps spinning out of control and crashing to the ground. His wife, who was watching this, calls to him saying, “You need more tail.”
He calls back to her, “Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!”
uniquename about 2 years ago
And Ted was happy too.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Ted looks jealous. He could have been doing all that himself.
InTraining about 2 years ago
Good to see little Frankie and Ernie enjoying the outdoors…!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
Ted is ready to take a long walk on a short pier.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Good advice…..
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago
Doesn’t “go pound sand” usually come with an anatomical specification?
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Some people just can’t take an insult.
skysoxwiz about 2 years ago
“Mind your own beeswax” could give you hives.
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Ted Knight as a kid.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
good thing they didn’t follow his suggestion to go play in traffic…