Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 07, 2022

Some of the dogs i’ve had over the years weren’t that slow.

Dogs are a lot closer to the floor … …

Hey look over there, doggies. A squirrel!

Dogs are always half a second ahead of us!

That makes it a competition… it’s ON dog!

… unless it’s sushi, then I’m out!

The time (number of seconds) depends on the type of food, the type and cleanliness of surface it falls on, and who’s around when it occurs.

Dogs Rule, Full time Drool, 4.5 second rule.

Yeah, they’ve got the upper hound.

Rule #1 – Eat anything that drops to the floor. Rule #2 – Always obey Rule #1. Rule #3 – Time doesn’t matter. Don’t be a watchdog when it comes to your tummy.

Pretty rare if it even hits the floor in our house. The big guy’s out casing the fence if it takes a millennium like 4 seconds sitting there.

Doggie Dispose-ALLs …!

Oh come on. 1/2 second rule.

I’s call it the 500-millisecond rule.

Don’t let your dog answer the door for the pizza deliveryman!

Ours has a two seconds or less rule.

Since my last pup passed on, I find my self vacuuming the corners much less (she was a Golden, after all) – but vacuuming under the table a lot more.