Close to Home by John McPherson for July 24, 2022

That’s V8, not V-8

you could but then we’d have to kale you!

my hair would be thicker

Betcha the barkeep doesn’t get a lot of requests for banana daiquiris.

Well … … … … … part of one, anyway.

Those should be salad Dressings under the bar.

He could have been a contender. He could have been somebody!

nothin’ worse than drunken carrots…..

Too much bar time will turn one into a vegetable. Kills your grain cells.

He’s just singing the Blue Cheese, wishing he was winging it some where.

Seems all the veggies are rooted on the stools…

Watch the strawberry go over and put the moves on the cute tomato at the end. He’s becoming a real smoothie.

The tomato is getting sauced.

Instead, you’re just a 4 banger. …well, it looks like you have a thumb, so a 5 banger.

So this rabbit walks into a salad bar…

Or a comedian in Vegas.

The only way I could consume V8 was by heating it up….not unlike liquid soup.

Well someone sure sounds suicidal

Is bleeb drinking the Irish cream

There’s a potato down on the end eyeing you.

Wait until all the engines are electric…. (Yeah, I got the joke)

There’s still time.

Hey, Bleeb! Good to see ya, little alien dude!

Welcome back, Mr. McPherson. I hope you enjoyed your R&R.

It’s never too late to jump into that blender…..

Bleeb’s back! And he’s into the liquor!

I don’t think you would have a very good engine.

An riveting scene from the award winning film “On the Garden”

Just try your best to blend in. :)

If carrots suppoesdly give you good eyesight, why does the carrot need glasses?

The Carrot’s been there too long.. he’s totally “juiced.”

And I thought he didn’t carrot all.

I wonder what happens if someone asks for a banana daiquiri.

Is this where the dish runs away with the spoon?

Is that Bob the Tomato and Archibald Asparagus on the end next to the carrot?