The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 06, 2022

she should have known when the authors of the recipe were Moe, Curly and Larry’

She sat on the sausage slicer. Disaster!

Wondered what happened to my recipe cards.

This is how Pandora got started.

Rachel Ray finally learns how to get Baked.

Unfortunately, that’s how my kitchen looks without a recipe.

Well you don’t know until you try!

Recipe for disaster? Must be referring to the Biden Presidency so far.

In my house, they overlap.

Is this like the cue cards for the President?

This must be an outtake from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

It must be a downmarket guide for growing Asteraceae.

Does disaster taste good at least?

Better get those glasses checked.

The barely visible asterisk leads one to read the bottom note: Bake at your own risk.

Looks like she’s getting an A+ by Good Housekeeping, and Home Economics.

Are these a particular kind of brownie?

Me in the kitchen: https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2022/06/24

I resemble that remark!

“Why does it say Recipe by Molly Hatchet?”

“Disaster brownies” would either come out as hard as a rock or sludgy. I prefer brownies the way it should be.

If she invites me over for brownies, I will decline — even if I’m sure she had the right recipe. It’s her cognitive abilities that fill me with doubt.