FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 29, 2022

99% of those messages must be Jason spamming Paige

SSSsssssssssppppppppppaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm and not da meat kind

Forward all the sexy Russian women emails to Peter.

and I beg for a single Like on IG the whole week

If email spam was like real spam, World Hunger would not be an issue.

That looks like my boss’ work e-mail. Sad thing is that most of them are spam.

You can tell this is dated since most things have ping turned off, and have been so for years. It is too easy to hack.

It was a slow weak…

Ah yes, I remember how irritating it was to be unable to access your email while on vacation. Now that it’s so much easier to bring it with me I ignore it completely while I’m gone.

It’ll take hours, if not most of the day, to read all those messages, and you think you need MORE?!

With AOL, it took me 30 minutes to delete all the spam. With Yahoo, you had to create filters for it, and it wasn’t much better

the server dropped them because you had so many

You mean you want more spam?

I would have set up the out of office reply.

When I was voluntarly in the mental hospital for a week two years ago I came home and when I went on my computer I had maybe 6 regular emails but about 700 junk emails, just in one week, I usually get about 3 dozen a day.