FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2022

Jason, you sneak… just you wait until Andy comes in a sees you’re on level 47.

Bad boy.

hmmm Jason is buying troubles by will

My daughter figured out these kinds of negotiating techniques when she was very young.

I finally got to the point where I just shut off my kids computer. didn’t save it??? Oh, no! Guess you’ll have to restart at level 13. They learned to save their work very quickly. Helped a lot later in life.

If one of my kids had asked to reach a specific level, my FIRST question would have been, “What level are you on NOW?”

There are lies of commission and there are lies of omission. But in the end, they are all just lies.

Why 48 when 47 is supposed to be a lucky number?

This ploy only works once

Loop holes are loop holes…

Jason, if mom comes down to check, you’re in for a serious “boss fight”.

Never ASSUME anything.

Jason would make quite a lawyer.