A dollar store version of “Firemist Mahogany” — What could possibly go wrong?
My teeth are c4, which is not explosive or very white.
Back in the ’60’s there WAS such a thing (I forget its name).
It had to be pulled off the shelves when it was discovered to cause skin cancer!!
I used to work at a grocery store in the Midwest. The first sign of spring was people in shorts sporting ultra-white legs.
Beware, Trout! It was from the clearance rack.
i love that the adjective most used for completely artificial crap is “natural.” you don’t have to read the article, but the headline is hilarious…
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/skin-care/g3599/best-sunless-tanners/
“Tangerine Palpatine”
- Late Night With Stephen Colbert
Stay tuned!!
Dollar store tanning gel is like wood stain for skin.
That thing on the dresser knows what’s going to happen. :)
I have always been pleased with my very pale skin. I could never understand why anyone would want a sun tan.
Growing up, my dark skinned Sicilian mother insisted that we all get tans – for me, being blonde with blue eyes, that meant a nasty sunburn until it finally tanned. Now decades later, I’ve had 4 skin cancer surgeries so far. Thanks, Mom!
maureenmck Premium Member over 2 years ago
A dollar store version of “Firemist Mahogany” — What could possibly go wrong?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
My teeth are c4, which is not explosive or very white.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Back in the ’60’s there WAS such a thing (I forget its name).
It had to be pulled off the shelves when it was discovered to cause skin cancer!!
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
I used to work at a grocery store in the Midwest. The first sign of spring was people in shorts sporting ultra-white legs.
rshive over 2 years ago
Beware, Trout! It was from the clearance rack.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
i love that the adjective most used for completely artificial crap is “natural.” you don’t have to read the article, but the headline is hilarious…
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/skin-care/g3599/best-sunless-tanners/
mfrasca over 2 years ago
“Tangerine Palpatine”
- Late Night With Stephen Colbert
timinwsac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Stay tuned!!
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dollar store tanning gel is like wood stain for skin.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
That thing on the dresser knows what’s going to happen. :)
JLChi over 2 years ago
I have always been pleased with my very pale skin. I could never understand why anyone would want a sun tan.
ChrisTrey over 2 years ago
Growing up, my dark skinned Sicilian mother insisted that we all get tans – for me, being blonde with blue eyes, that meant a nasty sunburn until it finally tanned. Now decades later, I’ve had 4 skin cancer surgeries so far. Thanks, Mom!