Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 05, 2022

A dollar store version of “Firemist Mahogany” — What could possibly go wrong?

My teeth are c4, which is not explosive or very white.

Back in the ’60’s there WAS such a thing (I forget its name).

It had to be pulled off the shelves when it was discovered to cause skin cancer!!

I used to work at a grocery store in the Midwest. The first sign of spring was people in shorts sporting ultra-white legs.

Beware, Trout! It was from the clearance rack.

i love that the adjective most used for completely artificial crap is “natural.” you don’t have to read the article, but the headline is hilarious…

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/skin-care/g3599/best-sunless-tanners/

“Tangerine Palpatine”

- Late Night With Stephen Colbert

Stay tuned!!

Dollar store tanning gel is like wood stain for skin.

That thing on the dresser knows what’s going to happen. :)

I have always been pleased with my very pale skin. I could never understand why anyone would want a sun tan.

Growing up, my dark skinned Sicilian mother insisted that we all get tans – for me, being blonde with blue eyes, that meant a nasty sunburn until it finally tanned. Now decades later, I’ve had 4 skin cancer surgeries so far. Thanks, Mom!