Herman by Jim Unger for July 16, 2022

Looking for lettuce

Morning Star makes some great products. I am a meat eater, and I like a lot of their burgers and they have a great vegetarian sausage patty.

Don’t get it?

He can do that?

But…vegetables are now higher than meat. Can I get a loan?

…Because you can’t afford meat.

Just give me some cabbage, sir.

We’ve been vegetarian for years, and it’s getting to be almost as pricey as eating meat.

…wut?

????

And inexpensive vegetables at that.

We grow a lot of our vegetables, thank goodness.

Anything except cabbage, right?

He’s gonna find a new bank…

One that his mother doesn’t have a controlling interest in!

And be glad it’s not bread and water.

Sweet of him to care for the fellow’s health.