Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2022

A new way to tee off, I’m going to learn how to do that one.

I’m picking up some Happy Gilmore vibes from this one!

“Why didn’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home, ball? Answer me!”

Okay … if that’s how we’re going to play …

Is no one working on a cure for golf?

“It’s a deep fly ball…that ball could be out of here…it’s is!”

It’s easier to hit a still ball than a moving one.

Tiger antics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7bcoVfK_jw

If the rules don’t say it’s illegal, than it’s legal.

Oh, it’s ON now. Calvin golf for everyone.

Be the ball!

Fink has had it! No more playing golf with the Wiz!

Rules? We don’t need any stinking Rules. Just hit the ball.

Takes good coordination, Wiz. I’d prefer that the ball just stay still.

Wiz, that’s a subtle hint that the Fink is gonna rip you a new one… :D

That one was OVER the Runt’s head.

Hey, Wiz? Don’t try to out cheat the Fink.

With Wiz’s very short dress, he can’t afford to bend over with the King behind him carrying a golf club.

“There’s a high drive to straightaway centre …”