I can buy a player talking about “one of them unforgiving milford winter nights” but no way is the phrase “them’s your teammates” ever coming out of Gil’s mouth. No way, nope, uh uh, not buying it.
Is Willie Mays Tays still telling the same story he started on Monday? Get on with it, man. And while you’re at it, cue Crystal Gayle. Gil’s about to make those black eyes blue.
Milford must have increased their sports budget quite a bit. They can afford a second color of uniforms and helmets to make it easier when dividing for teams at practice.
Hey, Tay, what about that dang conference championship clinching game? You tell us how you were down 6 to a crappy team? And how Gil called time out and gave some “inspirational” speech to fire you up? And then you don’t even mention if you won or lost? I guess we’ll assume it was a loss and yet another “Second in the Valley” season. And then you move on to getting punched by your mom? Someone needs to learn how to segue.
The comic book published Oni Press / Lion Forge has this week laid off practically its entire staff, including marketing manager Henry Barajas. Here’s hoping that as one door closes, another one opens.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
When you break someone’s neck, doesn’t it usually go “SNAP!” instead of “BOOM!”?
The Pro from Dover about 2 years ago
Them’s your teammates?
bitsy twill about 2 years ago
I can buy a player talking about “one of them unforgiving milford winter nights” but no way is the phrase “them’s your teammates” ever coming out of Gil’s mouth. No way, nope, uh uh, not buying it.
Gil-doh! about 2 years ago
Boom, boom, out go the lights
dadjo about 2 years ago
Is Willie Mays Tays still telling the same story he started on Monday? Get on with it, man. And while you’re at it, cue Crystal Gayle. Gil’s about to make those black eyes blue.
Mr Reality about 2 years ago
Say, in all reality , Vito in Central City just lost one of his leg breakers . Why don’t you go see him and apply for the vacancy ? Thanks Coach.
bearwku82 about 2 years ago
Earlier this week we experienced WEET! Friday is enhanced with FWEET!
P4- We havin’ a hayloft hoedown tonight son. Possum, grits and all the fixins. Y’all come ya here?
chiphilton about 2 years ago
Who’s getting an award here, Gil or Tays?
Twainrdr about 2 years ago
This story is jumping all over the place. We started with a semi-final loss, and now they’re back at practice?
Twainrdr about 2 years ago
Well, I’ll give the new guy this much: the teen angst is dripping off the page.
Mopman about 2 years ago
P1 – Is his nickname Dynamite? If so, then boom went the Dynamite!
P2 – Gil doesn’t buy the best of equipment. Even his whistle is cheap. It can’t pronounce “TWEET!” correctly.
P3 – Ooh, I was kidding about Mom smacking the crap out of the kid yesterday. But I guess she really did.
And speaking of really did, I really did finish and publish today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Mopman about 2 years ago
Milford must have increased their sports budget quite a bit. They can afford a second color of uniforms and helmets to make it easier when dividing for teams at practice.
Hey, Tay, what about that dang conference championship clinching game? You tell us how you were down 6 to a crappy team? And how Gil called time out and gave some “inspirational” speech to fire you up? And then you don’t even mention if you won or lost? I guess we’ll assume it was a loss and yet another “Second in the Valley” season. And then you move on to getting punched by your mom? Someone needs to learn how to segue.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 years ago
Only thing worse than a long drawn out boring speech? One with illustrations too! The new guy should fit right in….5 days and NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!
artegal about 2 years ago
As a public school employee, Gil is a mandated reporter. These folks are going to jaaaaaail!
jslabotnik about 2 years ago
What talent, Gil can Fweet his whistle and talk at the same time. Gocomics still crediting Rubin, day 5.
Irish53 about 2 years ago
P 3: the kid’s a cigarette smoker “…I’d rather fight than quit…”
Irish53 about 2 years ago
Screw this story….get to the one where Gil & Mimi have marital problems
hifirick1953 about 2 years ago
Ugh! I can feel my expectations falling
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 2 years ago
“Ugh!” Tays does not like the sound of snapping off his teammate’s neck…
normroosjr about 2 years ago
Wouldn’t Gil be a mandated reporter?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
The comic book published Oni Press / Lion Forge has this week laid off practically its entire staff, including marketing manager Henry Barajas. Here’s hoping that as one door closes, another one opens.