The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 14, 2022

Howitzer even possible?

“Change into a tank top … Oh, and take one of these little blue pills.”

Tanks for the idea’

Watch where you’re pointing that thing.

Watch it, Optimus. That’s Megatron’s turf.

Dang! You’ve triggered my %^#& tourettes.

A Crop Top would be more in season.

That tank top really shows off his guns.

“Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!”

Good laugh at this one!

Its worth a shot….Looks like it’s bulkier but what ever….

Nice belated tribute to Prime Day.

Is that a cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cannon or are you just happy to see me?

There is a 3rd party toy that has Optimus transform into something like GIJoe’s Rolling Thunder.

While you’re at it, put on some cargo pants.

Transformers sweat??

Look out, the Ukrainian tractor is gaining on you.

Looks like the guy on the right shops for his outfits in Russia.

If he gets hot, he can blow steam out the muzzle.

Things are getting blown out of proportion when you have a booby trap

Way to support the Trans community.

Really shows some mettle. :)

Nice treads.

His steam relief sphincter is on the lower rear.

Oh, great. The heat caused Optimus Prime to change into one of the Combaticons!

Does it impress the girls or are they aware of his shortcomings?