What do we want most from Rat? Absence.
Gloom, despair and agony on meeeee…
“When words are multiplied, sin is not absent”
Persevere
Go to the hardware store and buy some Skil tools.
And Pastis got right to the point when made Rat and Pig’s eyes.
Is Rat trying to take over Wise-Ass-on-the-Hill’s job?
Those answers would also work if you switched them between the two questions.
Should anyone ever try to get answers to life’s questions from Rat?
If it was a 2 word answer, one answer would apply to both questions
“brown nose”
“Nothing”
The answer to everything.
Go to college. Get SKILLS (and party). Get college debt. Hope Uncle Sam pays off your loans. Otherwise, DESPAIR.
Yep, sounds about right.
Rat could have done without twitter expanding the length of tweets.
“Eat” would have been a helpful answer to Pig’s second question!
Despair.com has the best posters.
Wrong answer! Get a life and learn!
Ah, the old 5 minute solution.
Leave it to Rat to cut to the chase.
Sad.
After all, life is indeed “Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”
I respect the bluntness… mainly because I myself am a very blunt person.
I would have said learn instead of despair, but that’s just me….
Occam’s razor has a sharp point, especially when applied by a sharp-tongued rat!
What prevents me from being successful is these picky people and our economy.
What do we do about Rat?
Poison.
Life is just a bowl of cherries—-until you break a tooth on a pit.
Alternate Rat answer: Surrender. Optimist’s answer: Learn.
Sure, take the easy way out … booze, antidepressants, Valium, nicotine addiction ….
Why is this comic so depressing
dont give pig suic*dal thoughts
Gloom, despaiiiiiiir, and agony on me!
Stop the world, I want to get off !
The real answer to both is: be born in wealth.
Mu.
Beer
Cheese
Pizza
Kindness
Please use liberally.
Rat does have that knack of getting right to the point, Pig.
Just do it!
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
What do we want most from Rat? Absence.
baddawg1989 about 2 years ago
Gloom, despair and agony on meeeee…
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
“When words are multiplied, sin is not absent”
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Persevere
sirbadger about 2 years ago
Go to the hardware store and buy some Skil tools.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
And Pastis got right to the point when made Rat and Pig’s eyes.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is Rat trying to take over Wise-Ass-on-the-Hill’s job?
Bilan about 2 years ago
Those answers would also work if you switched them between the two questions.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Should anyone ever try to get answers to life’s questions from Rat?
franki_g about 2 years ago
If it was a 2 word answer, one answer would apply to both questions
“brown nose”
Imagine about 2 years ago
“Nothing”
The answer to everything.
Kayak_Brian about 2 years ago
Go to college. Get SKILLS (and party). Get college debt. Hope Uncle Sam pays off your loans. Otherwise, DESPAIR.
Yep, sounds about right.
unfair.de about 2 years ago
Rat could have done without twitter expanding the length of tweets.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
“Eat” would have been a helpful answer to Pig’s second question!
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
Despair.com has the best posters.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Wrong answer! Get a life and learn!
uniquename about 2 years ago
Ah, the old 5 minute solution.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
Leave it to Rat to cut to the chase.
AndreasMartin about 2 years ago
Sad.
gregcomn about 2 years ago
After all, life is indeed “Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
I respect the bluntness… mainly because I myself am a very blunt person.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
I would have said learn instead of despair, but that’s just me….
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Occam’s razor has a sharp point, especially when applied by a sharp-tongued rat!
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
What prevents me from being successful is these picky people and our economy.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
What do we do about Rat?
Poison.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Life is just a bowl of cherries—-until you break a tooth on a pit.
Bryan Smith Premium Member about 2 years ago
Alternate Rat answer: Surrender. Optimist’s answer: Learn.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Sure, take the easy way out … booze, antidepressants, Valium, nicotine addiction ….
I can't think of a name about 2 years ago
Why is this comic so depressing
I can't think of a name about 2 years ago
dont give pig suic*dal thoughts
Eric S about 2 years ago
Gloom, despaiiiiiiir, and agony on me!
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Stop the world, I want to get off !
Malph about 2 years ago
The real answer to both is: be born in wealth.
Agapostemon about 2 years ago
Mu.
Buoy about 2 years ago
Beer
Cheese
Pizza
Kindness
Please use liberally.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Rat does have that knack of getting right to the point, Pig.
Just do it!