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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 28, 2022
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Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
The body I want is waiting for me in bed right now, so I gotta go.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
I feel your pain Frank
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
Is that like, āYou canāt get there from hereā..?
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Lots of that going around
Ned Snipes over 2 years ago
I had a body like that, took a lot of maintenance, stopped maintaining it 2 decades ago, I wish I hadnāt.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
You need to give up on that body and recycle it.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Set realistic expectations (you arenāt going to win Mr. Universe) and take your time. You get there eventually.
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
In spite of years of swimming laps, walking, lifting, etc I still weigh the same, but I am getting a tire and the start of man-boobs. My doc told me our bodies change over time, and that made it easier to accept.
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
Frankā¦ tell Ernie to stop boinking those on his headā¦.!
Nala the Great over 2 years ago
Iām wearing a shirt that says āI wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when itās ready.ā
paranormal over 2 years ago
Too bad you canāt get them āoff the rackāā¦
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
the mental exercises iāve tried worked about as wellā¦
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
āA giraffe can be converted into Salma Hayek if you have enough time and plastic surgeons.ā āRay Magliozzi
catmother1964 over 2 years ago
This one is very true!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
every year when I check myself out in the mirror (yes once a year assessment) I look better and better. of course the fact that my eyesight is slowly fading may have something to do with that. but then againā¦ā¦.