Pickles by Brian Crane for July 29, 2022

so what did Earl and Opal have for dinner anyway if not a deliverable pizza?

I put the ketchup away in the oven the other day.

Well played Opal Well played!

“YOU ate it anyway.”

Well, there is the point that almost every remote, cell phone and/or house phone is black with tiny crowds of buttons. It seems to be the only config for almost all household electronics regardless of purpose.

It doesn’t work when you need it to.

And itdoes work when you don’t want it too.

And he is still waiting for it!

I wish they’d just come right out and SAY that they hate each other. The perpetual sniping is Death By A Thousand Cuts.

Hate those nights when my brain is keeping me up!

They remind me sooo much of my parents!

He’s just testing the limits of the voice command button.

I put away the ice cream in the refrigerator the other day.

It happens to the best of us! My mom couldn’t find the kitchen knife until she went to get an onion on the attic steps….and there it was! LOL

Ordering pizza using the dvr remote that is funny!!!

timing is everything

Opal, there’s one possible solution. Get the DVR remote and put it in Earl’s hand!!

Boomers.

We’re living in a “remote-centric” society.

Reminds me of my dreams if I need to call 911 for some emergency.Not certain if I should say this. I do not want to be redundant that is why I do not post much.You may ignore the following.Brief update:Mid May fell walking dogs left side, diagnosed from an ER fracture lower femur, Orthopedic heal on its own, back to Orthopedic found out I messed up that fracture was healing yet bone separated broke bad location, made several changes, had a slight accident that hurt like bad, doing as suppose to with left side, pain is easing up unless I do wrong, and half way through healing, and August go back to Orthopedic for another x-ray, not keeping hopes up doing right, if not hip has to be wrapped. No surgery/cast was ever done, not in assisted living, but at home, not going outside live in a bi-level. Next post what shows up on x-ray from Orthopedic clinic. Use of walker and hoping on my good right leg. My knee feeling that hopping. Yes using wheelchair.

This reminds me of when I blew on my ice cream the other day, thinking for some reason or another, that it was a hot substance. Gotta love the senior moments, lol (smh)

I know of people who blamed kids and pets for taking or misplacing remotes. The items were later found in the refrigerator or the freezer. You know, those commercials, those moments between episodes and films.

The back and forth insults between them can be funny. Buy why does B Crane always have Opal respond with violence and Earl just takes it?

Amazingly, Earl was able to order TPC , The Pizza Channel!