Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 28, 2022

“Yeah, I’ve never been clear on what cubits and spans are.”

I smell ararat

I could have told God that Noah has been hitting the bottle lately.

Okay. Nice model. You have another 70 years to build the real thing.

And the Lord said, “Good Noah now all I have to do is fill a jug, you moron.” Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Ooh looks like it’s gonna rain. Probably a light drizzle….

“Nice work on the Ark, but where did you get the bottle?

That’s the ark Noah used for all the bugs and nasty viruses

He forgot to carry the cubits.

They can straighten everything out in the final edit.

Looks like he used millicubits

He’s going to have to scale up.

How many Stone does that model weigh with the water

The bible is full of nonsense.

Maybe it should have been “Arkimedes” to do the building.

“… Ri-i-ight. What’s a cubit?”