Herman by Jim Unger for August 01, 2022

“Maybe they will come to collect and we can be rescued.”

Ironically, it’s Robinson Crusoe.

Messed up priorities

Fortunately some libraries are offering clemency and getting a lot of books back.

The penalty can’t be any more than the cost of the book. Ask any librarian.

Why? Did they let you borrow a rare first edition that now resides on the ocean floor?

Alternate caption: “Well, you ain’t much but you’re better than that silly volleyball Tom Hanks had. Funny, that your actual name is ‘Wilson.’”

Don’t worry. You do have insurance, don’t you?

Won’t matter. By the time you get back the book will have been banned.

The book lies with the fishes.

From the looks of them, they have been able to find plenty of food.

The first time I misplaced a library book I was terrified of what the fine would be. Turns out they couldn’t charge you more than the book cost.

They haven’t been there long given their weight.

I’d hate to add up the value of all the books, hardcopy and Kindle, which I’ve purchased and never finished.

Maybe some golfer will spot that flag as the 18th hole

and the other guy says, “lets grow beards”

As a mere beard less lad, I help finance our new library building with our library with my over due fines at the library, which I happily paid! Now we are building a brand new state of the art library.

Probably cheaper to stay on the island.