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“Did you have some work done on them? They’re so symmetrical and even – that’s what makes them really stick out among the other stalks in the field.”
allen@home over 2 years ago
Yes they stick out. My ears stick out as well. What’s the big deal.
momofalex7 over 2 years ago
At least they match.
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Did you have some work done on them? They’re so symmetrical and even – that’s what makes them really stick out among the other stalks in the field.”
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
In fact, they look like they’re ready to pop.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
But you are bald. No tassels.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
I don’t think he heard you.
mr , b over 2 years ago
How corny can you get ?
davidjf44 over 2 years ago
OH, Hee-Haw classic!
DHBirr over 2 years ago
Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes — Lewis Grizzard
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
You need to trim that ear hair
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
The ears have some “hair” to trim.
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
Going back a few years, he looks Presidential.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
this one didn’t pop
uniquename over 2 years ago
Don’t worry, they’ll be picked soon enough.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago
Errr…..Not usually…?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
He could always have them cropped.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“There is a kernel of truth, there…”
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
YES and YES…!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
You can expect an ear job any day now.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Which is really a good feature in a corn plant…..
Norris66 over 2 years ago
Sorry just ate two for lunch.
whiteaj over 2 years ago
A cornstalk only has ONE ear of corn.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
don’t hold back – he’s all ears…