Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 12, 2022

Winner either way.

Him: “And if it lands on its edge, we watch TCM…. Dang!! Never seen a coin do that before!!”

Her: (turns aside to suppress a giggle). “Singing in the Rain is just starting.”

Win win

I prefer to combine the two for a fuller package.

How come I feel that this Dude gets shot down in flames ?

He was reading the fortune from a fortune cookie.

Just a flip of the coitus.

I like them odds

win-win

“Make love.”…… I wonder what he did in Shop in high school and did he take it home to show M&D.?

How about just reading comics….I hear this Lustig guy is good.

You’re not that lucky, pal. Keep your coin in your pants.

she’s probably not gonna flip for that line…

I love those odds

Either, or…..just make it quick…I have to go home to cook dinner for hubby!

With a four-sided die, you can include “have love” and “make sex”

50/50 chance he’ll get what he wants..

John, you’re giving away all of guys’ secrets.

However, the combination makes it better!

“Truthfully – does my gum disease give me bad breath? STOP! COME BACK! IS THAT A YES?”

Which of those ends with him getting pregnant?

Make Love, not babies.

a winner

There is a difference, and there’s a time and place for either one. One is after a romantic candlelight dinner, and one is spur of the moment in a 1971 El Camino. Too specific?

Wait till the next guy!

Things you shouldn’t say to your boss.

“Think I’ll flip a coin, I’m a winner either way . . . "

Coincidentally, going to see Mary Chapin Carpenter in concert tonight.

Either he gets “head”, or he gets a piece of tail.

Why does this stupid coin always land on its edge?

Lustig and cup of tea in the morning are the same. Both are a ray of sunshine. Both make you smile.

Wanting some t..l for h..d.