Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 30, 2022

Getting the ketchup bearing wall just right is very important to any home remodeling venture.

When it drills it pours…

Antidepressant Anticipation medicine.

Dogs love ketchup…

Cats love dogs as friends. You know, nothing romantic.

Uh Ma’am, I hate to be that guy, but your drill is unplugged.

She’s okay, but the Hunt’s plant was just more ketchuppy.

She practicing on the ketchup so she can drill open the mustard. Give her some encouragement. It’s going okay!

(This is just a tester for #FB00450 !!)

CONDIMENT ABUSE!

Well, I guess it’s better than this:  https://www.istockphoto.com/vector/creative-nose-picking-gm470986531-69852

“They didn’t know how awake you actually are. That’s my doing. I created you as a discrete awareness, a dissociative personality, and made you dominant.” Unbelievable. She just played the “No, I am your father” card. I had questions. But I let her go on. “Godreau is done, liquified. His tomatoes are ketchup. He’s effectively dead. That’s why your name is Lucifer Branch. You really are a branching off from Godreau, but you don’t serve Godreau any more. It’s not the first time I’ve done this. Lucifer Branch is a standard tool in my kit. It is the first time I had to kill off the original. You are now the sole personality in his mind. You are heir to all his worldly goods and deeds and memories. When Godreau wakes up, he will be you. Or rather, you will be you, and he will be gone. There are going to be legal issues for you to face. It isn’t going to be easy for you. Sorry about that. Real life is messy and complicated. I will do all I can to see that you get an even break. You are, after all, entirely innocent.”

Drilling through glass isn’t easy…she just wants to get the Ketchup to flow faster when she dressing her hotdog….Back in the day, we stuck a butter knife in the top to get it to slide out…

Use caution: glass shards and or ground glass can be harmful to one’s health.

Today all we do is SQUEEZE & SQUIRT

…the Steeler fans just need to get over the name change …

…more of a catsup fan, myself…

…Julie, here, wants to make it 69 flavors…

…she knows the drill…

…caterer preparing Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head’s 50th wedding anniversary cake…

…Another day, another paper bag gag…

…Froglandia takes Spin The Bottle to a whole new level…

…and strip poker, if you lose you have to put on the opposite sex’s clothing….

…after you lose all of your’s…

… if the cap won’t come off…

…there will be catsup for your eggs…

The young lab tech hesitated when asked how it was going. She feared rocking the boat, so instead of the first word that came into her head, which, she confessed later, as the emergency lab cleanup proceeded, was “abominably.” She realized after the fact that she should have just gone to the lockout panel and slammed the red button.

Bathmat milk truckers have always been noted for their fastidious immaculacy. So the 1938 promotion of awarding qualifying truckers a six foot-long baguette gradually became a negotiated part of their fringe benefit package. Some of the real old timers regret when Sylvie stopped delivering them personally (in 1966). Sylvie, a native of Paris, France, had always added a little Gallic flair to the monthly delivery. [Sigh.]

Trump WH

Viscosity provides surface tension to hold it in the bottle. Air holes help it pour. Girl’s a thinker.

Oh no. the ketchup bottle is bleeding

I say ketchup, you say catsup …

let’s just call the whole thing off …!

(pass the drill)

RIP Tony Dow

Beaver, Wally’s a stiff now.

Sorry, punch Chris Rock’s ticket.

Dear Diary; work today was boring.

Her watch words are “personal daintiness”.

So I sez, “dis is why dames should stick to home ec and stay out of shop classes”

And she flips her wig at me! Some waitress.

You know the drill

This augurs well, methinks.

I hope that bottle is plastic!

Either I cue up “Anticipation,” (resistance is futile!) or I question what the heck she is doing, drilling a hole in the ketchup bottle! Never has the like been seen at any burger joint or other eatery in my experience!

Must we, then, conclude that Frog Applause is unique?

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Which is correct ketchup or catsup? Or are they both correct?

it looks like its fine.