Herman by Jim Unger for September 04, 2022

Birds of a feather

Gotcha!

“…for $10, your honor.”

Should have realized, stores usually don’t deliver unboxed merchandise from the trunk of a car.

If only he had known, the judge would have recused himself (probably).

Another Satisfied Craigs List customer.

According to Rudy Giuliani if you take something from a secure place and keep it in another secure place, it isn’t a crime.

Mistrial.

Exactly!

“You said it fell off a truck.”

He had a deal…out of his trunk…who could resist?

Case Dismissed!

be dum tss

About the only way a criminal will get prosecuted with liberal D.A.s – it takes something personal to “wake” them up.

The offense just got a LOT less serious, probably to the point of dismissal.

Panel Four, the Accused (in a whispered mumble): “I sold you a portable television”

Panel Five, the Judge: “Speak Up!”

Panel Six, the Defendant (loud and clear) “I sold you your big screen TV.”

Good one.