Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 11, 2022

Murder by “gag” order.

If the dead guy was killing the comic, then wouldn’t it be justifiable homicide?

There’s little that the po-po can’t make worse

softly

Good thing he didn’t ‘bomb’ up there. TSA would have been all over him.

Last time I went to a open mic night, it was all expletives, followed by more expletives and dubious stories. One thing it wasn’t was “funny” or “comedy”. I left.

At least the guy has a skill he can use in prison. I can hear him now…, "So what’s with this prison food lately? Do they have to advertise that the chickens are raised “cage free”?"

Comedians either die or kill every time they step on stage.

I didn’t think my jokes were THAT lethal

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” —Clarence Darrow

This is the funniest part of his act.

Not the Ovaltine routine again…

Say something funny and escape!

At least he died laughing.

His act couldn’t have been that good, he emptied the place out.

He doesn’t look like Eddie Valiant.