Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 20, 2022

Gee, how lucky can you get.

Mime your own business

That wife of mime…

That’s taking the silent treatment to a whole new level. The closest my wife ever got to giving me the silent treatment was when she said, “Well if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you.” I realized later that at the time, she didn’t know either.

She never told me she was a mime.

It looks to me like she’s “Vogue-ing” but what do I know!

Picture that!

She’s just a mime of information.

Together?

… but the things she can show you …

Just ignore her and hope that she will go away.

A mime is a beautiful thing to waste. :)

Too easy for Ralphie …!

( The Sound of Silence )

“She Never Told Me She Was a Mime”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQGw3gA41Zo

What’d you expect when you married a mime???

Well, just lock her in that invisible glass box and throw away the key.

Arguing with her is like walking in a mime field.

A younger Emma Thompson.

Ralphie for the win, he has the best rejoinder

Marcella Marceau.

Whack a mime would be more popular than moles

Ralph, she is playing Head Games ( I was just looking up Foreigner).

♪ keep on playin’ those mime games forever…