Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2022

Hard hitting news

Well that is definitely the type of news that comes from some major “news” outlets now adays.

The funny/sad thing will be seeing people who listen only to crappy news argue back and forth about how their news is news and the other guys news is crap.

Hahahahaha!

Oh crap!

Eeeewwww!!!

Now that’s a lot of – GUWNO!!!!

/SHMIRK/

Be good for fire plants……

I’ve heard of drag and drop, but these dragon droppings are super high tech!

Can this be used by the Kingdom as catapult ammunition against the Huns?

Though there appears to be strong evidence “left behind”, he apparently did not see a dragon. Otherwise he would have said, “Dragons are in the area.”

Ew.

Definitely not fake news!

The term “steaming pile” comes to mind.

That’s just crap.

TOP STORY: Outlook seems a bit sh’tty tonight !

life is like piles – sometimes you are on top of the pile, sometimes you have to walk through the pile, and sometimes you are under the pile.

That or about a million bats. That there is a guano fortune dude. You’re rich! Now go take a shower.

And they may be in bad moods.

Ew.

What was your first clue

You stink!!!

I’m sure that’ll make great fertilizer

Ready…..Aim……FOOP!

Wizard of Id featuring excrement!?

I guess this is a sign of the times…. a very bad one.

Or he’s listening to CNN and MSNBC. Same product.

Maybe the dragon crapped out coffee beans, and you can start a new “gourmet” coffee like Kopi Luwak.

“How To Train Your Dragon…On Where To Drop His Load”

And they say pigeons are messy.

Well, that’s a crappy way to tell the news!

Correction, that would be Flying Dragons.

Henry also found that news a piece of crap.

The national news media went to hell when the fairness doctrine was repealed.

Eww

Quite a metaphor for most news nowadays.

Oh, Henry!!