Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2022

“And a bunch of Id-iots!”

I lost at losing.

Your taxes at work.

3rd day in a row that in some strip I’ve said:

Alexa is a (female dog). And Siri, too.

I know I’d never want the job of spying on me.

The people sitting in a cubicle, reading and sifting through all those emails, texts, and data are calling the people being spied on “boring losers”?

Pot, meet kettle.

Who cares if Alexa is listening. I have no secrets.

I’m always amazed at people who don’t have a problem with government intrusive domestic spying.

You mean I’ve upgraded from being a loser? No one ever noticed me enough in the past to acknowledge that I’m boring.

There are worse things than being boring.

Truth hurts, lol.

I wonder if any government agency looked at their domestic spying info and realized, they were the bad guys.

What! Nothing for the millions of contented retirees. s/

Could be worse, like boring winners.

Nixon…mastermind of Watergate….so STFU

What the NSA is spying on me? Now there some really really bored guys at the NSA. Who invents a job like that? The Government you say? Oh that explains it.

“WhatEVER!”

The vast majority of us are boring, not losers, just boring, and just trying to survive.

Boring, and it’s important!

Let’s try not to drag politics into this, folks!

I’ve always believed that if the NSA peered through the eye of a random laptop camera and discovered two frisky teens going at it they’d probably continue to watch. After all, watching was what they were doing in the first place—the fine line between recon and perversion.