Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 30, 2022

I figure that’s how lots of people got their tattoos.

Trees win again!!!!

Seems fair to me .

Trees used to be all bark and no bite, but that one’s got a wicked overbite.

Again Ralph pun-ishes best.

Oddly enough, his last name was Carver.

Wait until the dog shows up!

“Forrest and Twiggy forever.”

Since it’s “opposite universe”, when that tree breaks out his chainsaw, this is getting reclassified to the horror genre!

Sapsucker (vampire) trees can only be killed with a steak through the heart.

Ralph may be on to something…

Love the word, skritch!

Man, that’s gotta sting.

This is rooted in revenge. :)

Anyone else remember Bizarro World …?

And the score is tree to nothing.

About as painful as a tattoo. And for our testosterone bursting lads today, better make sure the lady is not a Green Nature nut.

Kelly won’t DeForest anymore after that.

I thought that was what tattoo parlors are for

I’ve a granddaughter who turned 9 on 9/9.

Tree Lives Matter