FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2022

Andy’s bound to know about your unnecessary money-spending sooner or later, Roger, if Jason doesn’t squeal to her.

.. lives of quiet desperation

But wouldn’t a big, furry sock on one of your clubs be a red flag to Andy?

now you’ve told him, be prepared for blackmailing

Why would a golfer need anything more than a basic set of clubs?

When I learned to fly, I started in a Cessna 150 – an aircraft barely worthy of the name. Giving me an F-35 at that time would not have made me a better pilot.

Giving me an F-35 now would probably be a dangerous thing to do.

In other words the furry cover is to keep Roger protected.

How is it that, in the 21st century, people still think clearly dysfunctional marriages are humorous?

“Big Betty Bubble Forged”…haha

Roger has completely forgotten who he’s leaking this information to.

Not wise to tell Jason then…

I had a rule about computer upgrades: If it was inside the case, my wife didn’t need to know!

Yea nothing like paying $1000 for a club to hit the another 35 yards out of bounds.

Bubble forged titanium? Is that a real thing? It sounds silly.

For long and lofty drives!

Roger is not a frugal dad.