FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 19, 2022

They stumbled over the tree root.

perhaps Jason and Marcus should have different sitting arrangements (one in the back row’s corner and the other at the opposite corner therein?)

Pentagon will turn into frogs? Call the army.

Nested trig function? OMG

It’s a numbers game

Weapons of Math Destruction.

So competitive; and they’re best friends. What are they like with actual opponents?

Not that anyone asked ….. but he means something like sin(cos(x)). Don’t waste your time…

Stop derivativ-ing your oat meal all over the place.

The teacher needs to get to the root of the problem.

I thought a polygon was a dead parrot!

How would a computer help with integrating a nested trig function?

Your momma thinks geometry is what an acorn says when it grows up.

Your momma thinks a hypotenuse is a tea kettle boiling on a tall stove.

Your momma thinks a circle is a chilly English Noble.

Your momma is a highly intelligent and talented woman with great mathematical knowledge and skills. She’s also a wonderful human being.

Hmm, that might work if it sounds sarcastic enough.

Geek trash talk.

“Your momma thinks a Null Set is new Dining Room furniture!”

“Your momma thinks Integral Calculus is something a Dentist removes from your mouth!”

It’s “yo mama,” boys. You want to trash talk, get your slang right.

I’m not sure I could integrate a nested trig function and I majored in math… ‘course it’s been years since I did that kind of thing.

Your momma stops at the bakery to get a pi

Math: the square root of all evil.

Math nerd trash talk. It’s not pretty.

I like this math nerd joke. https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2015/06/07