Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 10, 2022

Poor schlep

Do the sucker a favor and don’t show up

Now that’s cold feet !

It’s overrated.

I knew a couple, she got cold feet. They’d already committed so much money, they cancelled the wedding but had the reception anyway

That’s what Vegas is for.

She should just call the whole thing off. Put the poor guy out of his misery.

Go to the wedding wearing a dress that says “I’m with Stupid!” Problem solved.

The Bride and Groom flew the coop to elope.

I think you may have my dear.

I have heard that 60 % of marriages fail , I’m not sure of the ( time table ) though ?

Marriage, That is one of the very few thing I did right on the first try. 55 wonderful? years. Yeah, we did have our disagreements, but we worked them out.

Sometimes the problem is in the ceremony.

I stay home myself

I wished my ex hadn’t shown up for OUR wedding.

Skip it

Flint Hill? In Virginia?

Get married early in the morning.if it doesn’t work out you haven’t wasted an entire day.

To be Queen of the Flint Hill, or not to be?

Maybe the Groom will get lucky and you won’t show up…

I hope at least that she RSVPs.

I wished I’d listened to the Best Man at my first wedding, who did his best to talk me out of it … right up until she walked down the aisle. Then he whispered in my ear, “You are well and truly screwed, now!”

Little did I know how prophetic those words were …

ba dum tss

keep on schlepping

that’s how my wife still feels about our wedding, all these years later…